How To Efficiently Spend Your First Salary

Situation: You have a new job, you're excited and you just received your first salary. What next?! Here are the best ways to spend it (in Dublin):

1.  Take a cab anywhere you go. It seems cheap but actually once you get used to it, you have a hard time letting go and end up taking it everywhere.
2.  Go to the worst club ever and instead of doing what everyone else does and just drink 2.5 euro beer, chip in for a bottle of whiskey.
3.  Go shopping almost very day of the week with a bad excuse like oh i just need socks, won't spend more than 10 euros and end up spending at least 10 times more.
4.  Eat out and order take out as much as you can.
5.  Buy groceries for your place even though you never eat at home and they just go bad.
6.  Say you have a costume Christmas party. Go all in! Spend as much as you can on an outfit that you will probably never wear again!
7.  Instead of quitting smoking, resume to spending almost 10 euros per pack
8. Get a contract deal for your phone with unlimited everything instead of pay as you go even though you obviously don't need it since your main communication method is fb, viber or whatsapp. 

Number 9 and 10, to be continued, the month is not yet over:)